Wednesday, December 17, 2014

In the moment

Flo lives from this moment to the next, then again. She enjoys the music coming from her Great Aunt's radio. The prose that issues forth accompanied by strong yet subtle beats from a bygone era creates her uninhibited style of life. A true Child of Love, you find yourself wanting to join in the bliss that is Flo.  

Angel in Yellow

No definitive response on whether she is actually an Angel or not, but the wings are convincing.

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Super ?

Leader of the Choir , his abilities include singing hymns at "the dark side" of life" and not sweating inside those heavy gloves.  His name is Psaul, and he's gonna be there for You !

Sunday, December 14, 2014

Ride the Wild Buzzard

This is a little glimpsed symbiosis between Buzzard and Lizard. The Buzzard gets a preening/cleaning of it's feathers and the lizards get the benefit of flight. When needing to travel great distances the Lizards will approach a buzzard who looks to need a little grooming, talks will ensue and normally, a deal is struck that benefits both sides. On occasion, the buzzard will decide to have a quick meal instead which could be one of the reasons this partnership of the wild is so seldom seen. 

Saturday, December 13, 2014

What?

While generally an accepting bunch, these penguins are accessing a new situation. Who is this new fella' , where did he come from? Is he an escapee? Are we accomplices? Doesn't he know smoking is bad for ya' 

Friday, December 12, 2014

Red Haired Fairy

This Fae was hanging around several Dance Studios in the hopes of "landing a gig". She appears to be a "tight bundle of energy" from all reports. Stay tuned for updates.

Thursday, December 11, 2014

Read More Books

Not sure who the sculptor was in the neighborhood, but I bet it was a Woman. 

Olive Boy

Artist's rendition of elusive Olive Boy. While lounging in a local food court this fiend was downing one after the other of olives. There was no mercy, no decency.... Kalamatas, Castelvetranos, Nyons, and Ligurias all eaten with impunity, and a certain slack jawed lazy Sunday kind of mood. 

Only the Young and Frightful

Only the young children who do not shovel can enjoy the wonder that is snow. White, billowy, amassing snow. Evil in it's own way. As if Ole Scratch Himself wrapped his true looks into that "pure as the " kinda" thing. Snow teaches War, and what is it good for....absolutely nuthin' . It could not be determined by this writer if the young boy in this picture was controlling the SnowMenace that stands beside him, or if the kid just went all "Calvin" on a sculpture in the yard. Low growling was heard. Could have been a raccoon stuck inside the bowels of the Snow Beast and was trying to extricate itself. 

Guilty Gator Gets Away

Apparently alligators do feel some level of regret, as seen here. This giant fellow was chanced upon by several people "soft-stepping" from what could only be described as a slaughter. Yes, buckets of bones were found laying around in a swathe of destruction, cups, their straws callously ripped from their tops lay strewn about. It was a scene of utter mayhem. When questioned, the 'gator said we simply walked past it, felt queasy, and said he saw a "bunch of kids tearing off in a camaro."  

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

My Fairie Something

Yep... while not the most helpful, or imaginative of fae she is at least easy on the eyes.

Luche !

Golden Glove Runner-up Jorge Villaniase in his classic "I am gonna keeel you, slowly...." pose. While standing in at 4' 10" he defeated all but 3 of his opponents.   

My Ball

This guy is either carrying a beach ball. or a frisbee, or is small in stature and carrying a bead. Whatever it is, he seems pretty intent on keeping it to himself.

Showdown

When this Early Bird (species: Uppis Earlyiess Squawker) was on it's morning rounds I'm sure meeting this Gentleman was not on the To-Do list.
      In an interview with the Mechanical Skull Demon from Idaho afterwards he said "the little bastard got on my bad side by waking me up at 4:43 every God d@mn morning for two weeks!" "where I come from (idaho) that sh!t doesn't go down easy."
     The bird was not available for immediate questioning. To be completely honest, we are not sure the bird is still around in the general sense of the word.
     Only the morning (4:43) will tell. 

Mime Peel

If a Mime slips on a banana peel.... does anyone give a shit?

Adopt a Pooch

Although craggy in appearance, these rough looking Rock Trolls have a soft spot for Dogs. The Rock Trolls from Colorado this year came right into nearby towns and declared their right to adopt. After seeing an over the top commercial for animal adoption they decided to adopt as many animals as possible, in part to help out with other earth denizens and in part to get that commercial off the air.
     The questions some were left with was, do the trolls have cable access? Are they paying for it if they have access to it? Do they get a better rate than other sentient creatures?  Do they also get the Bundle Packaging that so many providers offer? iphone or android?

Cigar Chomping Plant-Squatch

      Not a title you see everyday, I agree. Strangely enough, the plant -squatch does not seem to be adversely affected by the tobacco it inhales. Scientists do not know conclusively if this is due to a similar chemical compound found in both tobacco plants and the Plant-Squatch or if photosynthesis plays a part.
      Also the radical group PAO (plant activist organization) has ethical questions about the apparent (at least to them) cannibalistic relationships the Plant-Squatch displays when so openly inhaling a member who they share a 67% DNA match with. When questioned in a rather heated debate with the leader of the PAO, the Squatch Honcho replied "F@ck yourself, we enjoy it."   

Candle Burn Bright

This is a self portrait I found in the attic of when I was a spry 83. 

A Bird in the Hand

Is probably worried about what it's fate will be.  

Even Evil OverLords Love Puppies

This Picture says it all.

Snow ball

I think this individual of the Northern Realms was going to try to pelt me with packed snow. I couldn't tell if it was to be a friendly game or if he was going to assault me with hard-packed icy-ness.

Jackass Donkey Teeth

Another example of why insurance for Dentistry Care and the cost of getting work done needs to be addressed here in the US.

Kitty Pop

Kitty with a lollipop. I saw this unique tabby wandering the 'hood and thought, Wow... a penchant for sweets, cataracts, AND opposable thumbs? What kinda' nieghborhood am I living in....