Cigar Chomping Plant-Squatch

      Not a title you see everyday, I agree. Strangely enough, the plant -squatch does not seem to be adversely affected by the tobacco it inhales. Scientists do not know conclusively if this is due to a similar chemical compound found in both tobacco plants and the Plant-Squatch or if photosynthesis plays a part.
      Also the radical group PAO (plant activist organization) has ethical questions about the apparent (at least to them) cannibalistic relationships the Plant-Squatch displays when so openly inhaling a member who they share a 67% DNA match with. When questioned in a rather heated debate with the leader of the PAO, the Squatch Honcho replied "F@ck yourself, we enjoy it."