Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Cigar Chomping Plant-Squatch

      Not a title you see everyday, I agree. Strangely enough, the plant -squatch does not seem to be adversely affected by the tobacco it inhales. Scientists do not know conclusively if this is due to a similar chemical compound found in both tobacco plants and the Plant-Squatch or if photosynthesis plays a part.
      Also the radical group PAO (plant activist organization) has ethical questions about the apparent (at least to them) cannibalistic relationships the Plant-Squatch displays when so openly inhaling a member who they share a 67% DNA match with. When questioned in a rather heated debate with the leader of the PAO, the Squatch Honcho replied "F@ck yourself, we enjoy it."   

Candle Burn Bright

This is a self portrait I found in the attic of when I was a spry 83. 

A Bird in the Hand

Is probably worried about what it's fate will be.  

Even Evil OverLords Love Puppies

This Picture says it all.

Snow ball

I think this individual of the Northern Realms was going to try to pelt me with packed snow. I couldn't tell if it was to be a friendly game or if he was going to assault me with hard-packed icy-ness.

Jackass Donkey Teeth

Another example of why insurance for Dentistry Care and the cost of getting work done needs to be addressed here in the US.

Kitty Pop

Kitty with a lollipop. I saw this unique tabby wandering the 'hood and thought, Wow... a penchant for sweets, cataracts, AND opposable thumbs? What kinda' nieghborhood am I living in....